Do you know the muffin man?
the muffin man?
Did I fucking stutter
(via jekyllandjess)
Some straight girls just really bother me. Like today I was hanging out with my roommate and her friend and somehow we ended up on the subject of lesbians. My roommate’s friend goes “I don’t think I could ever be best friends or close friends with a lesbian. Cause like you’ll just be trying to hang out and they’ll just be trying to secretly fuck you. I just wouldn’t wanna deal with that.” I’m just sitting there like “are you fucking serious?’ I HATE when girls say ignorant shit like that. Just because I’m a lesbian that does not automatically make me attracted to you, like don’t flatter yourself. I seriously wanted to punch her in the face.
